December 21, 2024

A poker game turned into a no-DQ Wrestemania match for the ages after a guy threw an old-school “Yo Mama” at his opponent

This fight had EVERYTHING. Low-stakes poker, spit in the face, “yo mama!” in the old fashioned way, and to top it off, a table smashed on his head! I didn’t know Large was a poker player, but damn it, he got heated! But I guess, as the saying goes, you gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to bend ’em, and know when to hit a motherfucker over the head with a table like you’re Mick Foley.

Dude gave up real quick when the taser came out. I think he had a nice come to Jesus “Did I really just smash a guy over the head with a table?” and the answer is that you are damn right! The old 1-2 punch from “yo mama” followed by a table shot to the dome. But I give all the credit to the other guy – You can’t let someone say your mom fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck and not chase them. I mean, he had the worst by far, but at least he defended his mother, which, if I had to guess, will be the last thing he defends.

So remember the next time someone hits a 3 out on the river, you have two choices: you can press the table and call for more chips, or you can call Devon AND GET THE TABLES!! !!!

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Just another day in an LA card room.

I’ve only seen something like this happen once. It was around 2:30 am in a poker room in Atlantic City. Guy tried to fight off the whole table and 3 cops and the cops couldn’t have held back more. Kid was an absolute madman (and I guess 28 beers deep). I won a high hand for $500 this session. Good time.

PS: I will be in Vegas for the WSOP the last week of June via the Main. LFG.

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